Check up the better version: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/730822336206602280/776902147584950322/HexKrab.2.png
(I made the original one, but I firmly stated it looked like shit, but they made it an emote anyways, and I'm deeply ashamed so I'm the one to change it, yet still not fully like it )
So... What you're saying is that if we find life in space we're almost certainly going to find crabs?
Well I tried it on tinder, it remains to be seen what the results will be. Can't be any worse than before.
Carcinisation is child's play, watch this:
We included 261 species for which morphometric data and molecular phylogenetic information were available. Among the included species, snakelike body form has evolved about **25 times. **
(source: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/16568638/)
That's it, we have no choice but to abandon communism and become Warren Democrats.
Well I'd say becoming specifically crablike is more interesting that just being a long tube with a mouth and ass.
You may not like it, but crab is what peak evolution looks like
Semi-Related? But anyone reading the new Stormlight-Archive Books? The Series shows the superiority of the crabs