Super chill dude and he just wanted to brighten your day with a shout out. He's down to talk with anyone if you wanna draw a pentagram on the floor and kill something innocent in the middle.
He said it pisses him off because like bro he likes fried eggs and when he told me that I was like "cool I won't eat them around you even though I like them".
Totally. He's pretty cool. He was like "hey" and I was all like "hey bro are you the devil" and he was all like "yeah" and I was all like "that's pretty cool bro" and he was all like "yeah". Then he asked if I had any weed and I said "not on me" and he summoned a portal back to hell.
Bro I sin every day. Whenever I talk to god he's like, man I don't even want to talk about him. Fuck god bro the devil is a nice dude and he knows lots of stories about like hell and stuff.
Fucking dick! He was supposed to be here for my god daughters quinceañera. I've been vamping for an hour and he just texted me "sry i doubble booked."
Sorry. I summoned him back cause I was like "bro you wanna play some games" and he was like "what you got" and I was like "Victoria III" and he was like "I don't know that one".
Its not your fault he's a flake. I really should have trusted the online reviews saying nasty things. I assumed it was just Christians review bombing him because he is literally the devil. His 3.0 rating is probably the opposite happening, People giving him good reviews without ever hiring him because he is literally the devil. I'm just glad I didn't agree on a deposit. Some of those reviews were saying he got paid up front and didn't show.
Seriously dude don't leave him alone in yer place for a moment. Pretty sure he'll steal your shit.
I didn't even do my research first tbh. I just had a spare lamb and was like whatever. May as well summon the devil.
The worst part is he didn't even offer to pay for the weed. He just wanted it.
I brought him back and asked him and he said he doesn't have it. He's selling blood plasma on the 11th but it's not like a 9/11 thing he just wants money.
If I get him at my party, is there a price point I can hire him at where he's not allowed to hit my guests?
