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  • determinism [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    “[W]hen I was a little kid,” he recalled in 2015, “my family went camping”; during “that time of my life, I had a habit of eating wild things not meant for humans to eat, like bright red or stark white berries”. Consequently he “destroyed several sleeping bags that night. My family stopped going on camping trips after that.”

      • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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        4 years ago

        yes.

        this specific confluence of violence and shidding, brought on by ingesting the most delectible of wild treats, is known as a berry induced pshidchotic break