• Speaker [e/em/eir]
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    4 years ago

    The wily Chinese, always one step ahead, making sure we were infected before they even knew about it!

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      We used the same time machine we used to travel forward in time to copy 5G tech.

    • ARVSPEX [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      Nah, people already have their bases covered in that regard. Expect to see more and more narratives like this one in the future:

      https://i.imgur.com/fpf3LNe.jpg / https://i.imgur.com/Ef1Glax.jpg

      Regardless of how early COVID-19 turns out to have been present in other countries around the world, they will just keep pushing the supposed date of its emergence in the PRC further and further back each time.