I work in education. Earlier today, I was accidentally out of the room during morning announcements (I'm usually sitting in the back). When I came in, the pledge of allegiance was going HARD. It took all my willpower to prevent myself from sprinting to my desk to sit down so I wouldn't be standing during the pledge of allegiance (fascist brainwashing!).
Evidently, my behavior was conspicuous and my coteacher asked 'Are you an objector?'
Sheepishly, I replied "...yeah."
On 9/11 of all days.
Unironically braver than the troops.![fidel-salute-big fidel-salute-big](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/8d18951a-6a67-41dd-8a1a-82dd2e5e7aed.png)