It is us, [MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION]. Here to remind you that we are listening and support your cause, now that it has made it into international news and it is completely socially safe to mention you, allowing for us to capitalise on your existence now it's mainstream. Look, we even used the hashtag of [event]! Why did we wait this long to come out and 'support' you? Haha, no more questions, Vegans. Buy our product. Buy our product. BUY OUR PRODUCT.
I love to get scraps of non-murdery food from big evil companies that definitely support and invest in murdering tons of animals! I just like to be around the suffering when i eat my capitalism provided vegan nutrient supplements :)
Anyway gotta go, need to go pick up my weekly allotment of Nestle brand vegan sausages!
vegan btw