It is us, [MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION]. Here to remind you that we are listening and support your cause, now that it has made it into international news and it is completely socially safe to mention you, allowing for us to capitalise on your existence now it's mainstream. Look, we even used the hashtag of [event]! Why did we wait this long to come out and 'support' you? Haha, no more questions, Vegans. Buy our product. Buy our product. BUY OUR PRODUCT.
Meat & Dairy Lobby: Noooo you can't call it plant milk it's not milk its plants silly stop it
Also Meat & Dairy Lobby: Why yes of course its called plant margarine it only contains a little bit a animal fat as a treat
I've made mistakes before and i'm mad. :agony-consuming: