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It's like when you go to an office social event and realize you only ever talk to these guys about work stuff.
probably the weirdest fight I've had in DnD was in DnD 4e, where one of the official level 35 monsters was a sentient planet - and the directions for running the combat were just "draw a line across the battlemap, one side is space, the other side is the planet. Characters can attack any space that is "planet" and the planet can attack from any of its spaces"
The weirdest thing Konsi has ever fought was a magical feywild jellyfish that could turn its tendrils invisible, and create illusory "lures" on the ends of them to ensnare unwary travellers.
The weirdest thing Razira has ever thought was an extradimensional echo of a kraken that didn't exist.
It’s like when you go to an office social event and realize you only ever talk to these guys about work stuff.
It's funny because I just got back from the office social thing and yea whenever we drift to something else than work... yikes.
I cursed my players with a chicken that can be killed but akways comes back like Click's remote when they aren't looking. Does that count ?
My players had to fight a goose hydra. I found several terrible honks online to play during the fight. One now uses it as her ring tone.
The fight had two conditions to keep it interesting. First, they couldn’t kill it, because it laid golden eggs. Second, it had a “terrifying honk” power that would raise the water level 2.5 feet.
Some sort of quantum bone kaleidoscope creature made out of sentient statistics or something. It seemed to prefer presenting as some sort of large dog. I have no idea what the fuck it was, but it nearly killed my monk. I still think about it sometimes.
Oh! this thing!
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I've put it under a spoiler tag because it is unsettling.
Nah it was more like a swarm of platonic solids which each individually divide and recombine and change shape several times a second, like a metaphor for quantum foam that was trying to kill us.
I'm assuming you're a dice hoarder like me? Pour all your dice into a pan and vibrate it as fast as you can without spraying dice all over the place. That's what it looked like, except it mainly chose to take the form of an quadruped because that's what it thought looked prettiest. I think it was trying to kill us because it thought bipedal creatures are ugly?
I have a box that's 12 inches cubed (it's a cube shaped box) and it's FULL of dice...
