My “I have committed felonies” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
I wonder how surprised he was he got caught while wearing that t-shirt he probably bought online from a site that definitely wasn’t a honeypot
shit like this is proof that chuds have never had to deal with being on the wrong side of the law
"Everyone present at January 6th, send a letter to address and Trump will pardon you!"
Shit, I need an envelope!
how much is postage to langley, that’s where uncle trump lives.
My dad works for trumptendo so I get to play all the pardons before they're released
The hardest part was probably sifting through all the people lying saying they were there when they weren't.
Yes, your honor, I was there on that date, but notice how the hour isn't specified? I was there after the riot was dispersed as a citizen journalist!
"Why 'Take America Back' with a picture of Trump?" because we had to take America back from Trump, of course!
