President Parrot was awarded with the Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts. When asked why he chose peanuts in particular, the President simply answered, "Yum yum."
Our reporters asked several bystanders their opinion of this 'army to peanut' policy, "He's the smartest president we've ever had," one man exclaimed, "He's a national treasure. I believe in PP."
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