As somebody who used to weigh over 350 pounds, you need to be the thing that stops you. I promise, losing the weight is harder than just not buying that cake in the first place.
As a "European" I never forget that I can just walk around the corner to buy cake because I don't live in a suburban hellhole where I need a car to get food
And eat a whole supermarket rotisserie chicken on your car just after you bought it. Some call it depression, I call it freedom.
Using the trunk as a plate? Standing in the parking lot? Yeah that's good living
Wait until they figure out they can buy the cake mixes, and it's possible to make your own cakes, with as much extra stuff as you want. I once made a cake with embedded cookies, and a peanut butter cream cheese frosting. I regret nothing.
It's amazing. The cookie dough doesn't cook all the way, so it's like chewy nuggets of cookie goodness.
Well you can, but the consequences of doing so are much worse in adulthood
There's nobody selling cake in my car. What have I done wrong?!
I wish I could... I can't drive, and I have celiac disease so bad that it has destroyed my gut so much, that even gluten free cakes make me sick.
I live in germany, so I cant on sundays, 'cauze everything is closed.
Damn, that sounds more puritan than I would expect from Germany.
nah, they're well known for being weird up north about sundays. when they tried it here, the country was united in hatred and a clear will to disregard the whole stupid idea.
This reminds me of how the guy who first proposed quantum superposition drank and smoked himself to death because he figured nothing mattered
Thanks for reminding me I can buy a cake by myself in college for my birthday
