Here, I'll save you a click. Apparently it's a raccoon, an owl, a koala, a hawk, and a snake. They're going to murder us all.
I feel like a real lib for making fun of Fox News... but this legit cracked me up when it showed up in my recommended news feed this morning.
Animal comrades fighting in the war on Christmas 🦝 🦉 🐨 🐍