Here, I'll save you a click. Apparently it's a raccoon, an owl, a koala, a hawk, and a snake. They're going to murder us all.
I feel like a real lib for making fun of Fox News... but this legit cracked me up when it showed up in my recommended news feed this morning.
Hmm, I tried it in firefox and chrome and it works for me. Weird. archive.is does seem really slow, though.
site must be overloaded— now instead of a broken page I'm getting a spinning delay icon