My girlfriend said anybody who isn't a Communist just hasn't read enough theory. This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Destiny destroys every Leftist he debates. I've been learning debate tactics recently. Should I test them out on her next week when we see each other in person? I am pretty sure I could destroy her braindead Leftist arguments and intellectually dominate her but she is also emotionally fragile unlike me and Destiny so she might break up with me. Is it worth it?

  • NotAnOp [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    Yes, but first I must come over to her place with you. As a 21st century left wing profit, I have developed new/original topics that would enthrall anyone on the left. My charming looks, bulbous arm and leg muscles, and bottomless pit of left wing sci-fi novel trivia will no doubt shake your relationship status with your girlfriend to the very core.

    You will have to watch in the corner (NO TOUCHING!) while her and I make passionate love and my Internationale playlist in 7 languages and 3 tempos goes on repeat. Finally, once we have exhausted the last of our physical strength, she makes you clean up the mess we made with your tongue, and her and I have one final round in the shower, ONLY THEN may you debate her in the tradition of your kind.