My girlfriend said anybody who isn't a Communist just hasn't read enough theory. This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Destiny destroys every Leftist he debates. I've been learning debate tactics recently. Should I test them out on her next week when we see each other in person? I am pretty sure I could destroy her braindead Leftist arguments and intellectually dominate her but she is also emotionally fragile unlike me and Destiny so she might break up with me. Is it worth it?

    • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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      4 years ago

      The other 25% being taking a rip off a helium balloon (or Denis Hopper yourself to a tank of the stuff) before you start talking. Your vocal cords will vibrate faster so you can cram in even more facts and logic!

  • stevaloo [they/them, she/her]
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    4 years ago

    My friend who made the distinction between leftist and liberal lionized McCain for his ‘Obama wasn't an Arab’ defense and I was so floored I didn’t know what to say.

  • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I mean, to be fair, it's also not true that everyone whose read enough theory is now a communist. Case in point: I am almost certain that Pete Buttigieg has read Das Kapital, a task that most people on this board have definitely not done.

  • NotAnOp [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    Yes, but first I must come over to her place with you. As a 21st century left wing profit, I have developed new/original topics that would enthrall anyone on the left. My charming looks, bulbous arm and leg muscles, and bottomless pit of left wing sci-fi novel trivia will no doubt shake your relationship status with your girlfriend to the very core.

    You will have to watch in the corner (NO TOUCHING!) while her and I make passionate love and my Internationale playlist in 7 languages and 3 tempos goes on repeat. Finally, once we have exhausted the last of our physical strength, she makes you clean up the mess we made with your tongue, and her and I have one final round in the shower, ONLY THEN may you debate her in the tradition of your kind.

  • breadandcircuses [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    i can't believe typing this up on !copypasta directly from a !main post that was stolen from twitter that was a screenshot of facebook[?] got this many upbears. wild.