i cannot stress enough how funny this is, i honestly hope it's a bit by someone making fun of the transphobes and not actually a transphobe trying to be scary.
It's children's cartoon villain tier dialog. Let me break it down.
"we"
there's one of you and you're probably not even running a script. You seem to be making one account every 5 minutes. Weak sauce. I'm not skilled with computers but I could get a spam bot up and running, utterly pathetic.
"we have been working in the shadows"
nobody who talks like this actually sees sunlight. Being a shut-in isn't something people usually brag about but go off.
" We have led innocent people to be slaughtered by your hands"
this is a web forum jesus christ lmao. This is such a funny way to say "we've gotten you to accidentally ban the wrong people a couple times" Slaughtered, jesus henry christ that's good.
"we might even mod a comm or two"
So what you're saying is you don't have any mod accounts, gotcha.
"the time for cooperation is over"
implies we knew or cared about this dork and also worked with them.
"we reckon"
code switching mid speech is a major faux pas unless you're doing it for a very specific purpose. So are you a suave menacing infiltrator or some roughneck looking for a tussle? Can't have it both ways.
And now for the best (imo) part
"Remember the three S’s: Scare, Scatter, and Sabotage."
Scare. Really? Fucking scare is the best you could come up with? Here's a link to a thesaurus I'd personally recommend shock, because at least that sounds professional. Scare, I swear to god, don't pursue a career in writing fiction, you aren't good at it.
Scatter? What the fuck are you trying to say? The most important part of a threat is being clear. Who's scattering? What's being scattered? When I hear the word scatter I think of scattering salt over ice so that people don't slip. Not very intimidating. Are you trying to say you're going to scatter us? You already said you're going to scare us. Be consistent and don't bite off more than you can chew. One step at a time tiger.
Sabotage is fine, kinda lame to talk about sabotaging a website where people talk about cum but whatever.
You named yourself Silver Legion. Silver. In the precious metals chart silver is medium, better than copper, not as good as gold. Scary, ooooh you're the medium threat. And really, Legion? Fergie is 2008, honey, you're 2000 and late. Anonymoose hasn't scared anybody since the last time Fergie was relevant.
A nationalist, fascist group[8] modeled after Benito Mussolini's blackshirts, the paramilitary Silver Legion wore a silver shirt with a blue tie, along with a campaign hat and blue corduroy trousers with leggings. The uniform shirts bore a scarlet letter L over the heart
lol it even says on their shirts that they're losers.
i cannot stress enough how funny this is, i honestly hope it's a bit by someone making fun of the transphobes and not actually a transphobe trying to be scary.
It's children's cartoon villain tier dialog. Let me break it down.
there's one of you and you're probably not even running a script. You seem to be making one account every 5 minutes. Weak sauce. I'm not skilled with computers but I could get a spam bot up and running, utterly pathetic.
nobody who talks like this actually sees sunlight. Being a shut-in isn't something people usually brag about but go off.
this is a web forum jesus christ lmao. This is such a funny way to say "we've gotten you to accidentally ban the wrong people a couple times" Slaughtered, jesus henry christ that's good.
So what you're saying is you don't have any mod accounts, gotcha.
implies we knew or cared about this dork and also worked with them.
code switching mid speech is a major faux pas unless you're doing it for a very specific purpose. So are you a suave menacing infiltrator or some roughneck looking for a tussle? Can't have it both ways.
And now for the best (imo) part
Scare. Really? Fucking scare is the best you could come up with? Here's a link to a thesaurus I'd personally recommend shock, because at least that sounds professional. Scare, I swear to god, don't pursue a career in writing fiction, you aren't good at it.
Scatter? What the fuck are you trying to say? The most important part of a threat is being clear. Who's scattering? What's being scattered? When I hear the word scatter I think of scattering salt over ice so that people don't slip. Not very intimidating. Are you trying to say you're going to scatter us? You already said you're going to scare us. Be consistent and don't bite off more than you can chew. One step at a time tiger.
Sabotage is fine, kinda lame to talk about sabotaging a website where people talk about cum but whatever.
You named yourself Silver Legion. Silver. In the precious metals chart silver is medium, better than copper, not as good as gold. Scary, ooooh you're the medium threat. And really, Legion? Fergie is 2008, honey, you're 2000 and late. Anonymoose hasn't scared anybody since the last time Fergie was relevant.
1/10, see me after class.
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I imagine they're referencing these dumbfucks: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silver_Legion_of_America
lol it even says on their shirts that they're losers.