Haha, that's fucking hilarious, who says the Onion doesn't still have bangers, how do they even come up with this stu- Oh.
I don't disagree, but it would sure be cool if we invested in our democracy too.
i mean, as bad as it is... do we really want to see what happens when a bunch of terror networks we armed and trained suddenly stop getting their paychecks?
american law enforcement only move is "be racist", so imagine if 9/11 was done by a bunch of blue-eyed honkies.
i hate to be the lathe guy, but i guaran-goddam-tee the recognized moment of american implosion is going to pop off with a federal government shutdown. the libs will come to the table to fund "essential" services like prisons, the surveillance/intelligence/natsec people, the enforcement arm of the FBI, and the military and then act baffled when the chuds refuse to come to the table after that, ever again, effectively obliterating every other federal program. they chuds will have backdoored in the exact government they've always wanted, and the only money flowing through the state will be for cops and national guard troops to shoot strikers and protestors.
Ah, yes, my name is Ukran Guyovychh, and I am a proud racist
Please give me forty million dollars if you would could please
The racism factory, she needs more self-sealing stem bolts!
