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minus-squareopposide [none/use name]hexbear51·4 years agoTo any chuds reading this: You had Nancy pelosi’s fucking laptop available to you UNLOCKED and you walked out of the capitol with... DRUMROLL A podium Brain so smooth it’s looking like a skinless chicken breast lol link
minus-squareTheOldRazzleDazzle [he/him]hexbear5·edit-24 years agoHey man he's going to pass that podium on to his grandchildren, meanwhile that laptop is obsolete in like three years tops. Playing the long game with a nicely varnished podium is never the wrong move. link
To any chuds reading this:
You had Nancy pelosi’s fucking laptop available to you UNLOCKED and you walked out of the capitol with... DRUMROLL
A podium
Brain so smooth it’s looking like a skinless chicken breast lol
Hey man he's going to pass that podium on to his grandchildren, meanwhile that laptop is obsolete in like three years tops. Playing the long game with a nicely varnished podium is never the wrong move.