Norm_Chumpsky [he/him] to

news • 4 years ago

The cop who was mistakenly reported as dead yesterday has died for real this time.

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The cop who was mistakenly reported as dead yesterday has died for real this time.

Norm_Chumpsky [he/him] to

news • 4 years ago

Rest in piss

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Ness [he/him]
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4 years ago
Tomorrows headline: "The cop who was mistakenly reported as having finally died for real this time yesterday has died for really real this time."

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- Norm_Chumpsky [he/him]
  hexagon
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  4 years ago
  What if they bury him in the pet sematary 😱
  
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- NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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  4 years ago
  "The people responsible for the previous sacking have been sacked"
  
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