So there I was on my way to work, yeah? Just parked there at a stoplight and I look over and there's this guy. He has a sign his kid made and it has the twitter mascot, you know that bird-lookin' guy, but get this. You ready for this? You pumped? The mascot had a Chinese flag in it. This selfless patriot stood there in the goddamn snow all morning to warn me and when I looked it up it's true, twitter's probably a Chinese website or something.
So there I was on my way to work, yeah? Just parked there at a stoplight and I look over and there's this guy. He has a sign his kid made and it has the twitter mascot, you know that bird-lookin' guy, but get this. You ready for this? You pumped? The mascot had a Chinese flag in it. This selfless patriot stood there in the goddamn snow all morning to warn me and when I looked it up it's true, twitter's probably a Chinese website or something.
Yeah so anyway I just bought an RV...