https://twitter.com/candidklamp/status/1348701969364307970?s=20

  • PorkrollPosadist [he/him, they/them]
    ·
    4 years ago

    When you were partying, I studied the zorch. When you were having premarital sex, I mastered breakfast cerial. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated inner strength. And now that the world is all slimy and the Flemoids are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help.