Yes I'm American, yes this is hypocritical, yes all of this applies to my country too, it's just so obnoxious that of all the powers of Europe that each did their own horrific imperialism and colonialism, only the English were allowed to go a thousand years without ever truly eating shit, like an enemy army (that isn't just other Brits) marches into London levels of eating shit. Even Napoleon couldn't get to them. Smug assholes.

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