The problem was discovered when the company received four consumer complaints of extraneous material in pepperoni Hot Pockets, the department said.
    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      "Retrieving a sample for examination was hindered by the objects' resistance to all known diamond cutting tools and torches. Preliminary tests match no records and suggest the substance's origin to be extrasolar."