• sicklemode [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    The Car is the hill westerners really are going to die on. As the rising cost of energy crimps our access to treats, the ability to just do donuts in a parking lot for hours on end will become the gold standard for American success. Westerners fucking worship the damned things.

    Well, that and fireworks. China has moved onto drone light shows and displays to curb unnecessary emissions and pollution, but I can't see grillman parting with their damn "patriotic" explosives/explosions.

    • Adkml [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      "If we don't give all the combat vets ptsd for 3 weeks straight every summer the terrorists won"