Authoritarianism is NOT funny, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China, and I cannot tell the difference between a bottle of Fabulosa and grape juice. The Soviets put people in gulags and I know I'm going to drown in my own blood because I figure air freshener smells nice so it must taste nice. North Koreans escape from the country all the time and I'm terrified knowing antifreeze tastes sweet so it's probably good like Mountain Dew Baja Blast. All of these things concern me and yet the mods and my mommy do nothing.
I'm scared that Hexbear would support Muammar Gaddafi and I'm scared that I might swallow a battery because I think it's kind of like sour candy when I put it on my tongue.