• Phish [he/him, any]
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      4 years ago

      It would be so much cooler as pro wrestling. Imagine today. Trump is seen waving goodbye as he boards air force one only to parachute into the inauguration holding a chair that he promptly smashes over Joe Biden's head.

      • Marxmarksthespot [none/use name]
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        edit-2
        4 years ago

        Bannon rolls in with a semi full of milk and hoses down the whole crowd. While yelling into the mic to pardon his mess.

        • CarlTheRedditor [he/him]
          hexagon
          ·
          4 years ago

          Standing in the crowd cluelessly: "I don't remember the guy from Rammstein looking so haggard"

      • CarlTheRedditor [he/him]
        hexagon
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        edit-2
        4 years ago

        Do I need to remind some folks that Trump was a figure in WWE and there exists footage of him faux-beating someone, maybe with a chair?