I probably need more help than this but it's the first thing on my mind since I'm gonna be walking to the grocery store in the next 20 minutes

  • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    As a professional cook, cigarettes and microwave food is how I sustain myself most of the time, here's some things that count as meals (that I have had in the last 30 days)

    • A cigarette + black coffee

    • 3 whole tomatoes, raw (I just casually started eating them like apples and honestly, not bad)

    • microwave rice + microwave curry

    • instant noodles

    • canned soup

    • literally just buttered bread

    • potato, microwaved until cooked, seasoned with MSG, pepper and hot sauce

    • you can have just salami as a whole meal, as a treat

    • a tub of yoghurt and strawberries (stolen from work)

    • just a bunch of lettuce eaten with chopsticks with a side of vinaigrette as a dipping sauce since I didn't want to toss salad

    • Guinness

    Honestly if it weren't for the fact that I do over 10,000 steps a day, drink 6+ litres of water and avoid carbonated beverages, I think I'd be extremely unhealthy instead of just moderately unhealthy.

    Being single really affected my diet. I made an effort to cook when I had a girlfriend. I did mise en place! At home! Without being paid!

    • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      3 whole tomatoes, raw (I just casually started eating them like apples and honestly, not bad)

      Do you at least sprinkle a lil salt on them?

      • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        Nah, i wasn't in the kitchen and didn't want to walk to the kitchen and back.

    • xXthrowawayXx [none/use name]
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      1 year ago

      The nicest thing about tomatoes coming in out in the garden is only half of em make it to the house.