i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)
Contender for best tweet of all time
The clip that induced this tweet is even funnier (well, it toes the line between funny as fuck and genuinely extremely disturbing) because he justifies it by saying no one likes cats, and he never did something like that to his dogs.
Also he definitely did do something like that to his dogs.