i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)

    • Pezevenk [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      The clip that induced this tweet is even funnier (well, it toes the line between funny as fuck and genuinely extremely disturbing) because he justifies it by saying no one likes cats, and he never did something like that to his dogs.

      Also he definitely did do something like that to his dogs.

  • Pezevenk [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Some vintage pasta for y'all from the simpler times of 2019.

    Also he definitely fucked his cat.

    • Pezevenk [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Because I remembered him so now you also have to.

    • Pezevenk [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Look, I've never ever done it and I would never do anything like that, but the trick to make your cat not hiss at you while you do it is...