• InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    hexbear
    16
    9 months ago

    SBF looks like a supervillain. He could be Kingpin's brother. And SBF's ex-girlfriend (whatever her name is) looks like one of his lowly henchman.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
    hexbear
    14
    9 months ago

    Now I'm just remembering Guy Fieri's courtroom sketch from when he testified in a deposition

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    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      hexbear
      7
      9 months ago

      Many decades earlier

      "What are you going to be when you grow up."

      "An artist!"

      The adult wanders away to talk to her friend "You see that kid over there? He's a sweet kid but he does the worst drawings I've ever seen. I hope he doesn't grow up and actually become an artist."

      Near present day

      "Honey, have a look at the enclosed pic. Best yet! I nailed it! In particular the prosecutor and Guy Fieri look true to life..."

    • Grownbravy [they/them]
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      7
      9 months ago

      I refuse to believe he went to court without wearing a bowling jersey with no flames on it

    • TheCaconym [any]
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      6
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      9 months ago

      I believe the words from the billions dollars VC were "sultry wood nymph".