If you want to be really mad I found this one recently and thought of you. I'm sorry. It's peak Reddit brain, from someone who works in "loss prevention" at Target and is aghast that anyone would suggest that poverty is the ultimate cause of theft.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Target/comments/1636wi7/why_is_my_local_store_putting_everything_behind/jy1ypbs/