christ don’t make me defend mayor pete Cato you sick fucks
CATO's job is to piss on anything remotely liberal and tell you it's your fault for not bringing an umbrella.
Pete's job is to whisper sweet progressive nothings in your ear while he slides the knife into your side and steals your wallet.
Together, they form a power team of disinformation and dysfunction that keeps the bulk of Americans huffing down the blackpill labeled "Better Things Aren't Possible".
CATO's job is to piss on anything remotely liberal and tell you it's your fault for not bringing an umbrella.
Pete's job is to whisper sweet progressive nothings in your ear while he slides the knife into your side and steals your wallet.
Together, they form a power team of disinformation and dysfunction that keeps the bulk of Americans huffing down the blackpill labeled "Better Things Aren't Possible".