While leftists were busy praising dead babies Joe Brandon was on the phone, making calls, getting water turned back on.

Thank you Joe for doing all that you do, totally unappreciated by childish leftists.

Here are some other great things Brandon has done:

  • Solved childhood hunger

  • Did not build a wall

  • Was more progressive than FDR

  • Canceled more student debt than any other President in 200 years.

  • Was tough on China

  • Arrested the Mango Mussolini

  • Saved Ukraine

  • Defeated Communist Putin

  • Expanded Obamacare and gave healthcare to millions of people

  • Had the first African American Asian Vice President

  • Record employment of the African Americans

  • Been the craziest white boy you ever seen

  • Overcame stutter

  • Dead Son

  • BelieveRevolt [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    When ur tryin to do a genocide in the Gaza strip, but then WHO WAS PHONE?

    • LeninWeave [none/use name]
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      1 year ago

      Unfortunately it's not good, it's useless. It only applies to the southern part. The infrastructure has been destroyed, and there's no way to pump the water into towers because the electricity is off, or to treat the water in any way. Desalination plants are still offline, so no potable water from them. This is purely signalling for people outside of Palestine to give them an excuse to defend the continuing genocide.

      • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        Well I take it back then, I assumed "turn the water back on" meant the water and everything that goes with it.

  • barrbaric [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Idk, I've seen some pretty crazy white boys in my time.