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  • deadbergeron [he/him,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    happened to me once while I was in a movie theatre. I was with my wife's friend and she started rubbing my arm, then looked down and saw my fabric bunched up. Thought it was a boner. The whole movie I had to sit next her, was so awkward.

    • shitstorm [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      How awkward was it when you found out her date was your close friend, actor Richard Lewis?

      • deadbergeron [he/him,they/them]
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        4 years ago

        If you’re sitting on the aisle people need to get past! That’s basic! You know, we live in a society! We’re supposed to act in a civilized way!

        And the Richard Lewis, you know I was supposed to have dinner with him that week. And I find out his date is this woman. Geez, you know I had to blow him off when he asked me to go for coffee after the show, I just didn’t want to be around that woman.