_metamythical [he/him] to news • 4 years agoExclusive: Two variants have merged into heavily mutated coronavirusexternal-linkmessage-square47 fedilinkarrow-up178
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minus-squareElGosso [he/him]hexbear19·4 years agoI haven't had sex in seven years! Uh, also this is because of the coronavirus! For reasons! link
minus-squarePezevenk [he/him]hexbear8·4 years agoI also haven't had sex in the last 21 years which coincidentally is also the time I've been alive. link
minus-squaregrey_wolf_whenever [he/him]hexbear5·4 years agoeasy, simply have sex with other people link
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:volcel-judge: :bonk:
:soviet-bashful:
I haven't had sex in seven years! Uh, also this is because of the coronavirus! For reasons!
I also haven't had sex in the last 21 years which coincidentally is also the time I've been alive.
Curse you covid!
easy, simply have sex with other people
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libs famously never fuck