I've been to Amsterdam. I've watched Dutch people talk to each other in English. I've never seen Dutch people speak Dutch. Nothing you can do will convince me that "Dutch" is a real language and not a made up Tolkien language like "Norwegian" or "Croat" or whatever.
No you haven't. That's just the Dutch locking on to your neural transmitters to send you a signal of people speaking to each other in Dutch. Don't underestimate their psychic powers.
I've been to Amsterdam. I've watched Dutch people talk to each other in English. I've never seen Dutch people speak Dutch. Nothing you can do will convince me that "Dutch" is a real language and not a made up Tolkien language like "Norwegian" or "Croat" or whatever.
Dutch is one of those languages twins develop to use among themselves early on during language acquisition but on a national scale.
oh, I've seen Dutch people speak to each other in Dutch, it's basically “khkhkhkhkhkhkhkhkhkhkhkh”
No you haven't. That's just the Dutch locking on to your neural transmitters to send you a signal of people speaking to each other in Dutch. Don't underestimate their psychic powers.