No, I am not not a pathological liar.
No, I do not make a habit of lying for fun.
Yes, saying things like, “the sky looks so green today” in a really serious tone is hilarious.
Or if someone asks, “will you hand me that?” and I say “no” as I’m handing it to them. Very funny.
No, they aren't funny. Only a iron commitment to constant serious truth is appropriate for Marxist-Leninists. We must all do our very best to excise lies, fiction and humour from the world. All people in possession of Terry Pratchet novels will be sent to the gulag. Stalin will be denounced as revisionist due to the deeply unserious action of being a published poet. Marx will be disavowed after his blatantly untrue claim that he was going to pay Engles back for rescuing his pants.
Marx was cancelled due to his reactionary early poetry
my one vice is a five-second glance at a vodka bottle by candlelight before bed
I just saw that tagine yesterday...exquisite.