No, I am not not a pathological liar.
No, I do not make a habit of lying for fun.
Yes, saying things like, “the sky looks so green today” in a really serious tone is hilarious.
Or if someone asks, “will you hand me that?” and I say “no” as I’m handing it to them. Very funny.
No I think you're exhibiting the signs of being a British comedy writer.
highly concerning, because neurodivergence is manageable with medication and therapy, which can't be said for the condition of being Br*tish
Only a great flood enacted by God could absolve the Brtish of being Brtish
Not being funny doesn't mean you can't hop between the UK and US, just look at Ricky Jervais.
Using voice training applications to perfect the delivery of all the “woe is me, I’m not funny” jokes painstakingly catalogued from fraiser and black books and shit would be a great bit.
No, they aren't funny. Only a iron commitment to constant serious truth is appropriate for Marxist-Leninists. We must all do our very best to excise lies, fiction and humour from the world. All people in possession of Terry Pratchet novels will be sent to the gulag. Stalin will be denounced as revisionist due to the deeply unserious action of being a published poet. Marx will be disavowed after his blatantly untrue claim that he was going to pay Engles back for rescuing his pants.
my one vice is a five-second glance at a vodka bottle by candlelight before bed
I think it's funny to tell people I believe in flat earth theories. I don't, obviously, but they don't know that, and it's funny seeing how far I can push it. My favorites are "the globe model was invented by globe companies to sell more globes", and "the sky is a projection by NASA to keep us from seeing the face of God".
I knew a guy in high school that did this to me, I fell for it for a long time because I'm not very good at telling when people are lying to me. Wild twist ending though, the guy ended up turning into a neo nazi years after we graduated.
"you don't have to tell me the moon landing was faked, you obviously can't land on a hologram"
"Birds aren't real, they're all government surveillance drones" is my favorite one. Why do you think they perch on power lines all the time? It's so they can recharge, obviously.
I remember one January we had a government shutdown and I explained how all the birds being gone was clearly due to the shutdown.
Somewhat on the same note, when someone sneezes i sometimes say "shut up." It's really funny to me, but I gotta know you first.
Or if someone asks, “will you hand me that?” and I say “no” as I’m handing it to them. Very funny.
I do stuff like this often with people I know well. If they're in on it, yes it's pretty funny.
I've heard humor defined as something like abruptly upsetting the status quo in a shocking way, so this checks out.
Naked absurdity is funny and therefore saying evidently untrue things to someone who knows you aren't a liar makes for the funny
Sadly this is also the comedic realm that someone like Sam Hyde lurks in
"Israel is just defending itself."
Naw, doesn't really hit the funny bone.
depends on delivery and subject, like all other kinds of comedy
I did chuckle at the last one
Yeah if they're so obvious as to not be intended to deceiving then I find them pretty funny
No that’s not neurodivergent, you’re just a funny person with the ability to parlay the absurd into a laugh.
