No. Animal products are not food therefore this is not a sandwich.

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Standwich

Yes, albeit one incompatible with human physiology. A sandwich from beyond, perhaps

yes, unfortunately

It has some characteristics that make it sandwich-like and others that do not

I don't see any sand.

This is topologically identical to a regular sandwich, yes

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If you knocked it over would it land perfectly in sandwich position?

yes

Admit to me immediately that you used a series of long, thin dowels to get the bread to stand on end like this. I see the truth!

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