fucking sick of hearing about this game holy shit have you fucking read mihoyo's slogan 'tech otakus save thw world' :agony-consuming: :agony-consuming: :agony-consuming: :agony-consuming:

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    4 years ago

    gets on a gaming sub

    begins reading about a popular game

    grows increasingly angry and irrational

    begins to throw things - first his mouse, then his chair, then all of his computer hardware

    lets out a primal scream which can be heard blocks away

    begins to dump gasoline all across his room, in a fit of blind rage

    "YOU WILL NEVER TALK TO ME ABOUT GENSIN IMPACT AGAIN"

    the final thing uttered before immolating himself and his abode, save for a sickening screech as his rage literally burns him alive

    Yeah, I feel ya. We've all been there.