fucking sick of hearing about this game holy shit have you fucking read mihoyo's slogan 'tech otakus save thw world' :agony-consuming: :agony-consuming: :agony-consuming: :agony-consuming:

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
    ·
    4 years ago

    gets on a gaming sub

    begins reading about a popular game

    grows increasingly angry and irrational

    begins to throw things - first his mouse, then his chair, then all of his computer hardware

    lets out a primal scream which can be heard blocks away

    begins to dump gasoline all across his room, in a fit of blind rage

    "YOU WILL NEVER TALK TO ME ABOUT GENSIN IMPACT AGAIN"

    the final thing uttered before immolating himself and his abode, save for a sickening screech as his rage literally burns him alive

    Yeah, I feel ya. We've all been there.

  • CliffordBigRedDog [he/him]
    ·
    4 years ago

    wow shitting on President Xi's main fundraising source to destroy amerika

    Baizuo moment

  • keter_propotkin [any]
    ·
    4 years ago

    i tried the game when it first came out. seemed like a bare bones MMO. i really don't understand why it is as big as it is... because mobile?

    meh just play mabinogi or FF14

    • dinklesplein [any, he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      4 years ago

      tbh im a fucking sucker for those tho i just irrationally start hating shit i hear about a lot

  • Lerios [hy/hym]
    ·
    4 years ago

    Maybe it says something about how thoroughly i've blocked weebs out of my life that I had to google the name to have any idea what you were talking about, and then saw the cover for a game that i've never fucking heard of. Anime: not even once - the true path to a good life 🙏