I'm thinking things like flagpoles in the yard.
Like you waste however much money and resources to keep your non-native grass around and they drop in a 60 foot pole into it to be able to fly an American flag and flag for whatever shitty college you went to.
What other things are there?
I might pay 20x more, but at least it's inconvenient and stressful to pay
It’s also tied to my employer, so I am loyal to them now :lord-bezos-amused: