I'm thinking things like flagpoles in the yard.
Like you waste however much money and resources to keep your non-native grass around and they drop in a 60 foot pole into it to be able to fly an American flag and flag for whatever shitty college you went to.
What other things are there?
Not only that, but Labor Day/May Day was renamed to, and this is not a joke, Loyalty Day. In case you doubted that we live in a dystopia.
I thought it was Law Day https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_Day_(United_States)
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