I'm thinking things like flagpoles in the yard.
Like you waste however much money and resources to keep your non-native grass around and they drop in a 60 foot pole into it to be able to fly an American flag and flag for whatever shitty college you went to.
What other things are there?
No worries. I know plenty of people who have paid to have their DNA sold. Sweetest was a chud friend who was convinced of his Scottish heritage. Turns out he is English German, euro-mutt. And his dad had a second family he didn't know about.
You're doing the thing. "He is English German" lmao no he's neither of those things.
Fully. My dad tries to say he's Irish. I tell him there's asian kids in Dublin who are infinitly more Irish than you.