I always considered myself agnostic leaning atheist. I consider leftism to be antithetical towards religion. All religions have a class structure to them, do priests, rabbis, or imams not exist? And what about marxism, is karl marx not venerated by some leftists in a weird atheist sort of way?
Every fortnight I slaughter a black lamb as a burnt offering to the Marxhead and his avatars, Lenin, Stalin and Mao. The odor is pleasing to him and I pray he will smite the bourgeoisie
Switch to tofu, it's funnier and will ammuse your idols.
Alternatively, nazis and the rich aren't technically animals anymore.