Oh my god I've got so many 😭

  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    8 months ago

    One teacher allowed girls bathroom breaks without a question but not guys and we thought it was bc girls can't hold pee in since they don't have dicks.

    If you can't tell sex ed doesnt exist in this part of the world

    Hell that's not even sex ed but anatomy ig

  • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]
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    8 months ago

    I did not understand orgasms or realize I wasn't having them with my partners until I finally did have one. 😂 I genuinely didn't understand that it could feel that good until it did.

    Another win for abstinence-based sex ed in rural America!

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      Ever meet a true fedora-tipping gentlesir that insisted that feeemale orgasms can't exist because there would be no biological purpose to them?

      They're out there. expert-shapiro

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          8 months ago

          The way I've seen logiclords explain it, it's because male orgasms result in sperm ejaculation, and feeemale orgasms do not, therefore feeeemale orgasms have no such contributing factor to conception therefore they have no reason to exist. kubrick-stare

    • irmoz@reddthat.com
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      8 months ago

      That is a win in their perspective. For those types, sex is something a woman lets her man do to her. Her pleasure is not even secondary, it isn't even a consideration.

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      8 months ago

      How does one not know what an orgasm is supposed to feel like??? Like did you never masturbate or anything (I feel rude saying that, pls feel free to ignore the invasion of privacy).

      But also being on reddit taught me that this is smth many women have gone through

      • UnverifiedAPK@lemmy.ml
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        8 months ago

        In my experience it's women who squirt that are more likely not to know what an orgasm is supposed to feel like. They'll definitely feel good, like edging, then get to a point where it feels like they've overstimulated themselves to the point of peeing the bed and stop. Not realizing there's a "getting over the hill" moment to an orgasm.

  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    8 months ago

    Believed this until I was like 16 and so did everyone else in our school.

    A girl did anal and got pregnant and since it was anal that got her pregnant she was gonna poop out the baby. Funny thing is I was part of the group conversation that started this rumor and STILL we all believed it.

  • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    well my sex ed consisted of a man who would later that year get fired for hitting a student telling us that premarital sex will result in pregnancy and then having us perform a play I can only describe as racially charged about the subject

    after being fired he went on to become a far right politician

  • sayqueensbridge [none/use name]
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    8 months ago

    I didn’t understand the concept of a climax until it happened. The first time crankin it I remember mid way through thinking “I don’t get it, so if I keep doing this it just keeps feeling better and better infinitely?” When it happened it was one of the most stunning moments of my life.

    • SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE@lemm.ee
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      8 months ago

      Until my first ejaculation, I thought the only time something came out of my penis was when I was peeing. I was so surprised when something else came out and holy shit there was so much of it everywhere. I didn't know that could happen and it made a mess all over my surroundings.

      Last minute addition: I thought a woman could get pregnant if a man licked between her boobs. This was before my first ejaculation.

  • python [undecided, they/them]
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    8 months ago

    Not embarrassing, just disappointing.

    Precum contains next to no sperm, so it's really unlikely to get pregnant from it. Apparently Sex ED universally exaggerates that chance so that people don't get the dumb idea to rely on pulling out.

    I mean it's probably the right way to teach it that way, but you know, if someone theoretically had a bit of an impregnation kink, it sure would make them sad :(

      • sharedburdens [she/her, comrade/them]
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        8 months ago

        It's short for asexual, which is a spectrum of not feeling sexual attraction. Personally I still have a sex drive, and seek out relationships, but I really don't feel sexual attraction to people, I have to like them for other reasons. I even routinely go on dates with friends who are poly- but it's just to be friends.

        • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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          8 months ago

          I even routinely go on dates with friends who are poly- but it's just to be friends.

          Isn't that just going to dinner with friends

          • sharedburdens [she/her, comrade/them]
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            8 months ago

            I mean one on one, to most outside observers that looks like a date. I've run into problems before I really figured things out when I was trying to be friends with people, only to have enraged exes jumping to all sorts of conclusions.

  • PeludoPorFavor [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    idk if 'embarassingly' late, but, I assumed that doggy style was always anal, and vaginal sex was missionary for a while lol.

  • eXAt [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    Not my info but this year a classmate confided in me the following:

    "it took an embarrassingly long time to realize that men have multiple holes on their penis".

    I thought she was joking but she was dead serious, (she was from a very conservative family to put it mildly and had been withheld from sex-ed their entire life). For some reason they insisted arguing about it with me and the other guy present.

    I was 22 and she was 21.

      • eXAt [he/him]
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        8 months ago

        I think the idea was two holes right near each other on the head, one for piss and one for cum lol

    • D3FNC [any]
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      8 months ago

      Your first boner occurred while you were still in the womb, so it sounds like you still have a ways to go as far as sex ed

  • CptKrkIsClmbngThMntn [any]
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    8 months ago

    Not really a hilarious assumption, but it was only this year that I actually learned anything more than the names of a few STIs. It's good to familiarize yourself with the risk profiles and treatment options of the common ones, and get tested regularly if you're sexually active.

  • mar_k [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    My high school sex ed never taught anything gay or anal. So I knew to wear a condom with my first girlfriend, but until I was a freshman in college (a year ago..) I didn't realize it's important to wear one with a guy too. First gay experience, we'd been seeing each other for a month and I thought I was pretty ready, sock on the dorm door and everything, but then bro asked me if I had a condom and I was like "huh?" And obviously I didn't so he just gave me head instead

    For whatever reason I thought condoms only helped in vaginal sex, since that's the only thing they taught its use for. Didn't really know how gay and bi men prevent STIs other than monogamy and a few other assumptions. Part of that stupidity was probably just me being optimistic and horny brained about not having to wear anything

    • PorkRollWobbly@lemmy.ml
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      8 months ago

      Why do you need to know about safe gay sex when you're just going to die and go to hell anyway? /S

      I'm sorry you weren't taught better but glad you didn't have to learnt the hard way.

  • miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml
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    8 months ago

    Let me just say here how much I appreciate the sex ed I got in school.

    I'm talking life-size cross-section models of a human torso that you could take individual organs out of for closer inspection.

    One thing we still didn't learn much about is how wildly different periods can be for different people, I very much appreciated a friend explaining this to me.