Tired of all this pumpkin and plastic skeleton crap everywhere. Thanks, marketing ghouls rage-cry

What, are we going to start celebrating the 4th of July next? Might as well with the NATO membership I guess

  • buckykat [none/use name]
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    11 months ago

    In amerikkka fireworks are banned on a state by state basis so we just go to whichever neighboring state hasn't banned them and buy all the illegal fireworks we want

    • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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      11 months ago

      If you can buy fireworks whenever, how are there still American kids and teens left with eyes and fingers

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        11 months ago

        Most places don't sell to kids

        You gotta find an uncle or other suitable patsy to get them for you

    • booty [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      It's actually mostly a county basis I think. They're legal in the US in like 49 states with only like 10 or so even having major restrictions. But in the county I live in, just for example, they're completely banned.

      Obviously, when you only have to go to a neighboring county to buy the banned thing, it's not really much of a ban.