Can make this shit up...

  • WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    "Individuals inspired by, or reacting to, the current Israel-Hamas conflict may attempt travel to or from the area of hostilities in the Middle East via circuitous transit across the Southwest border,"

    most geographically literate american

  • blight [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    When my friend had been getting groceries, he got home and started unpacking it. He was about to start pouring a bowl of cereal when a hezbollah agent jumped out of the box and activated his suicide vest. Never forget.