Greetings, gray wolves, Amber A'Lee Frost here, coming to you from my secret writing lair, where I'm in edits on my forthcoming book, Dirtbag, now on pre-order.
But Amber!
I hear you say
I can't read anything that's not on a screen anymore!
Don't worry! Dirtbag is written by ADHD for ADHD. Rapid cycling through memoir, journalism, essay and shit talk so fast you'll feel like you're just scrolling through the timeline, having fun with your friends online.
And Dirtbag is full of dirt. You'll get politics
Bernie: so are you guys ready for a radical idea?
gossip
Amber D'Alessio: I hear she does car commercials ... in Japan
violence
Wilhelm scream
sex
girl moaning
and the most dangerous game: podcasting
Chapo Trap House hosts laughing
Felix Biederman: fucking stupid show, holy shit
so click the damn link and pre-order Dirtbag, not for me, but for spite, because if enough people buy my book, the New York Times has to print it, and they're gonna hate that.
I wish someone would transcribe it cus it would be great copypasta.
Upbeat 60's rock groove playing in the background
Greetings, gray wolves, Amber A'Lee Frost here, coming to you from my secret writing lair, where I'm in edits on my forthcoming book, Dirtbag, now on pre-order.
I hear you say
Don't worry! Dirtbag is written by ADHD for ADHD. Rapid cycling through memoir, journalism, essay and shit talk so fast you'll feel like you're just scrolling through the timeline, having fun with your friends online.
And Dirtbag is full of dirt. You'll get politics
gossip
violence
sex
and the most dangerous game: podcasting
so click the damn link and pre-order Dirtbag, not for me, but for spite, because if enough people buy my book, the New York Times has to print it, and they're gonna hate that.
Amber.
The hero we need