cum is not a sauce

  • bubbalu [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    I wonder what sauce would have the least adverse health outcome if you took 5his literally and like the sauce was the only drink you could have? Like bye bye talk glass of water.

    Like if you pick mayo it's over for you in three weeks guaranteed. I guess maybe you could get your water from like constant cucumber consumption...

    • Ness [he/him]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      Apple and tomato sauce are probably the healthiest options

    • Neckbeard_Prime [they/them,he/him]
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      4 years ago

      If you cut out all carbs entirely, you could survive off mayo and water, at least until you get scurvy. It's not far off from a keto fat fast (or a severe type 2 diabetes/morbid obesity intervention diet) if you keep the calorie intake down below 1,000 per day.

      I guess mayo and iceberg lettuce might work, if drinking actual water is forbidden. Throw in cauliflower, and you solve the scurvy issue.